The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Olave goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Olave, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.