The Shadow Coverage Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Olave's stadium. Only over Olave.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Olave's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.