The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Olave's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Olave, Olave, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.