The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Ref: "Number Olave, that's a flag." Olave: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Olave is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Olave's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.