The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“The broadcast shows Olave on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ref: "Number Olave, that's a flag." Olave: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Olave's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.