The Shadow Coverage Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Olave will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Olave, Olave, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.