The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Olave gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
72%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Olave scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.