The Phantom Flag Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Olave gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
73%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Olave, Olave, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Rashee Rice
- DeVonta Smith
FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.