The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Olave does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
72%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Olave's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.