The Butter-Finger Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Olave finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Olave drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.