The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Olave runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
75%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Olave's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.