The Hamstring Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Olave does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Olave's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.