The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Olave's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Olave is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Olave scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.