The Snap Count Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- Olave will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Olave tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Olave, Olave, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.