The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Olave's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- The broadcast shows Olave on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Olave gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
86%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Olave's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.