The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Chris Olave
Chris Olave · NO · WR
“Olave is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Olave's week
- The QB looks at Olave exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- The broadcast shows Olave on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Olave's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Olave in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Olave is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Olave actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.