The Phantom Flag Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Rodriguez Jr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
82%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rodriguez Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.