The Committee Backfield Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“The broadcast shows Rodriguez Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rodriguez Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rodriguez Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.