The Garbage-Time Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Rodriguez Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rodriguez Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.