The Snap Count Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Rodriguez Jr.'s stadium. Only over Rodriguez Jr..” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Rodriguez Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
76%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rodriguez Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.