The Committee Backfield Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Rodriguez Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
83%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rodriguez Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.