The Late Scratch Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- The team goes up 21 early and Rodriguez Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
86%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Rodriguez Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.