The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Rodriguez Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- The team goes up 21 early and Rodriguez Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Rodriguez Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.