The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Rodriguez Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rodriguez Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.