The Hamstring Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hand. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Rodriguez Jr. breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rodriguez Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.