The Snap Count Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Rodriguez Jr.'s stadium. Only over Rodriguez Jr..
79%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rodriguez Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.