The Fumble Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hand. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Coach says Rodriguez Jr. is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
91%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Rodriguez Jr., Rodriguez Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.