The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- A mysterious flag erases Rodriguez Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Rodriguez Jr., Rodriguez Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.