The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Rodriguez Jr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
75%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Rodriguez Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.