The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Rodriguez Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rodriguez Jr. gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
78%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Rodriguez Jr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.