The Hamstring Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Coach says Rodriguez Jr. is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- The broadcast shows Rodriguez Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rodriguez Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.