The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. is already "Questionable" with that hand. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rodriguez Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
72%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Rodriguez Jr., Rodriguez Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.