The Stuffed Run Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The team goes up 21 early and Rodriguez Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
79%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Rodriguez Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.