The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Rodriguez Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rodriguez Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.