The Fumble Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Rodriguez Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
92%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rodriguez Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.