The Snap Count Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Rodriguez Jr., that's a flag." Rodriguez Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The team goes up 21 early and Rodriguez Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
85%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rodriguez Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.