The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Rodriguez Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
88%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rodriguez Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.