The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Rodriguez Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
82%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rodriguez Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.