The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Rodriguez Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rodriguez Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.