The Garbage-Time Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Rodriguez Jr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
81%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rodriguez Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.