The Stuffed Run Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Rodriguez Jr.'s stadium. Only over Rodriguez Jr..
- Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Rodriguez Jr., Rodriguez Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.