The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chris Rodriguez Jr.
Chris Rodriguez Jr. · JAX · RB
“Rodriguez Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rodriguez Jr.'s week
- Rodriguez Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rodriguez Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Rodriguez Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chris Rodriguez Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chris Rodriguez Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chris Rodriguez Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.