The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- McCaffrey tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCaffrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.