The Snap Count Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number McCaffrey, that's a flag." McCaffrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- McCaffrey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCaffrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.