The Mystery Tweak Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCaffrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.