The Fumble Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- McCaffrey is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
McCaffrey, McCaffrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.