The Phantom Flag Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- McCaffrey gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
79%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McCaffrey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.