The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- McCaffrey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCaffrey, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
- Josh Jacobs
FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.