The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- The team goes up 21 early and McCaffrey gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- McCaffrey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCaffrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.