The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Christian McCaffrey
Christian McCaffrey · SF · RB
“McCaffrey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McCaffrey's week
- McCaffrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McCaffrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCaffrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian McCaffrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian McCaffrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian McCaffrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.